Walk of Shame. In a state park.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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