hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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