I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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