It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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