nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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