I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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