it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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