I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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