i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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