i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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