I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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