State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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