I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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