Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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