great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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