do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
So apparently I’m into choking now
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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