Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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