I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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