Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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