oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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