i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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