After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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