I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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