don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
this boner is exhausting
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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