dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
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No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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