well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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