I'm drive I can fine osifer
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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