Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
