ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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