you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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