So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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