Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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