Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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