but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
What a dumb baby whore.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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