he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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