Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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