I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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