I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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