The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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