Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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