your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I am in a vortex of obligation.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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