The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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