it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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