Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
