Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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