windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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