the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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