Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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