im six kinds of drunk right now
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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