What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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