if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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