He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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