She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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