Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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